Thursday, December 22, 2011

Upcoming Crappy Movies of 2012

Have you ever noticed that the crappiest sequels don't have numerals? Instead they have ambiguous sub-names.

Resident Evil: Retribution














Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance












Underworld: Awakening















One of the only exceptions to the rule is Die Hard: With a Vengeance. Also, I have to point out that Under Siege 2: Dark Territory and Speed 2: Cruise Control both have numeric values, they also fall under the crappy sequel label.
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  1. EdwardDecember 23, 2011 at 4:50 AM

    Nice post.
    I love Milla Jovovich, she could go on with the RE franchise forever!!
    Beckinsale is also great, but I don't care about Underworld that much.
    And GR 2 is gonna suck because those retards are directing.

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  2. Lebeau2501December 30, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    I take it back. The rule doesn't apply to Sherlocke Holmes: Game of Shadows. That movie was awesome.

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  3. Lebeau2501December 30, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    Oh, and I have a guilty obsession with Milla Jovovich, too, but she really is terrible. Kate Beckinsale is a supreme hottie, and she does the best she can with what she has to work with, but those movies are really awful. It's not her fault.

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