Ugh, these cats!

So my two cats have taken it upon themselves to try and make me nocturnal. It's working. They meow at me. They jump on our nightstands and scratch on the wall. They fight with each other. I can't sleep more than an hour before these creatures terrorize me. I told Angus I'm going to sell him to Burger King for Angus burgers. I told Olive I was going to make a delicious tapenade out of her. This is a lucrative idea.