Monday, December 6, 2010

Wolverine is omnipotent

Sometimes, against my better judgment, I choose to think about Wolverine.

I think about all the adventures he has. He really gets around. Let's take a look at the scorecard:

-He is becoming a vampire in X-Men Volume 3.
-He is on quarantine on Utopia with Mutant Flu in Uncanny X-Men.
-He is on the moon, fighting the Four Horsemen and catching the plague.
-He is bouncing around alternate dimensions with the New Avengers
-He is in Hell

That's THIS month alone.

Now, if Jamie Madrox were in every comic, it could be believable, but Wolverine is not the Multiple Man. Why does Madrox get one mere comic? HE should be everywhere! No wonder Wolvie's got so many enemies and ex-girlfriends. You do not want to be Wolverine's bff. He's saving the world behind your back with someone else. I feel a parody coming along...

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